Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Fussy old fusspot!



Jon's hilarious email prompted me to dig out these two books - Mr Perfect and Mr Fussy - from my dusty bookshelf. I had such a fun time reading the books all over again, as well as the words penned by my friends. The book was each given by a group of friends in JC. Needless to say, the group which gave me Mr Perfect consists of more gentle souls, while the other group were my incorrigibly playful and abusive friends. Some people choose to see good, some people just don't. *chortle*

Mr Crap didn't know about the two books that I have, and i was grinning silly when i read his absolutely well-crafted Mr Choosy. At the risk of smearing my distinguished reputation, I knew i have to immortalise his story. And below it is:

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mr xxx,

have you read/seen the mr. men series of books?? they have mr jelly, mr tickle, mr bump, etc....but not many people know
abt mr choosy...

Once upon the near future, on his upcoming 26th bday, in the far edges of jurong west, mr choosy has the daunting task of making some really important decisions...

1. choose which day next week he wants to celebrate his bday with mr young and mr crap. mr crap suggests fri the 5th of may

2. both mr young and mr crap don't know what to get for mr choosy, so he can either decide dinner or a shopping trip to a bike shop where he can choose (hopefully not too long) anything he wants, within budget, of cos. mr crap knows mr choosy will say that he doesnt want either, not becuase he feels bad, but because he can't choose! so mr young and mr crap insist that mr choosy chooses something he likes.

3. also mr choosy has to decide where to eat, preferably somewhere with a simple menu, so mr choosy won't spend too much time deliberating on what to eat.

lastly, mr young would like to remind mr choosy (who is also mr photog) to bring 2 x copies of the sedili ride photos

mr crap will promise to entertain mr choosy and mr young by telling them all about his dinner with miss indeterminate beauty...that should be reason enough for mr choosy to promtly come out with decisions regarding the 3 really important questions

[damn-i can be a story teller]

Dated: 27 August 2008

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

truly hilarious and well worth immortalising... :)

Mr Crap shld know that he is MORE than just a "story teller"...

The Starfish Custodian

transit inn said...

Exactly. =)