Monday, September 28, 2009
Come, buy my fruits!
Sometimes you don't realise you've taken a picture until you go through them later on your computer.
This picture, I cannot recall having taken it. But I guess that's normal because I often get sidetracked and stop to take pictures.
Anyway, how often does one come across a sartorially savvy fruits-seller? Dress well and look the friendly guy-next-door look, and I am willing to bet you will attract more potential customers.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Xie4 Xie4 Jiu4 Hao3
The location: a public toilet at a train station.
The accused: an ordinary-looking boy of around 5-years-old, wearing a cap and carrying a small haversack.
Nature of the crime: Speakcrime.
The Crime Scene:
I was washing my hands at the basin. The accused, having finished his business, walked over and used the basin next to me. Being a puny boy who has yet to gain strength and height, he reached for the tap and pressed it feebly but to no avail. He didn't have the strength to push it, so no water came out; he couldn't wash his hands.
The kind-hearted gentleman next to him - that is, yours truly - without being asked, extended his hand to press the tap for the poor fellow. The small boy put his hands under the tap and washed his hands dutifully, no doubt practising a good habit that must surely be inculcated by his parents and teachers in school.
Then, in the most appreciative and earnest voice that a 5 year-old could muster, he uttered these words with a clarity and volume that shows his good manners:
'Xie Xie UNCLE.'
UNCLE, huh?
Somwhat recalling that decorum requires of me to give an appropriate response, I smiled weakly at the expressionless boy as he turned and walked out of the toilet.
Why, was it necessary to add UNCLE after XIE XIE (Thank You in mandarin)? Ah boy, just stop at XIE XIE and you would have committed no speakcrime!
The thing is, in the local context, anyone and everyone - unless you are obviously a kid - is commonly being referred to as 'Uncle' or 'Auntie' in many situations. The people who are addressed by these titles include strangers you meet, your neighbours, your friends' parents, your relatives. Then for some groups of people whom you are acquainted with, there's the chance that you won't call them by their first name if they are more senior than you in age. One gets the sense that in our local context, there's a certain level of discomfort and feeling of disrespect felt by an individual if he were to greet someone his senior by his/her first name.
Someone once related to me that his sister and young niece from Australia had come to Singapore, and during the taxi journey from Changi airport to home, his niece was rather puzzled as to why her uncle - that is, her mum's brother - addressed the cab driver as 'Uncle'.
Finally, when she couldn't bear the weight of the curious puzzlement, she asked her mum: 'Mama, is this a (distant) relative whom we know?'
[Note: The title in Chinese Han Yu Pin Yin translates to: "Thank you will do".]
The accused: an ordinary-looking boy of around 5-years-old, wearing a cap and carrying a small haversack.
Nature of the crime: Speakcrime.
The Crime Scene:
I was washing my hands at the basin. The accused, having finished his business, walked over and used the basin next to me. Being a puny boy who has yet to gain strength and height, he reached for the tap and pressed it feebly but to no avail. He didn't have the strength to push it, so no water came out; he couldn't wash his hands.
The kind-hearted gentleman next to him - that is, yours truly - without being asked, extended his hand to press the tap for the poor fellow. The small boy put his hands under the tap and washed his hands dutifully, no doubt practising a good habit that must surely be inculcated by his parents and teachers in school.
Then, in the most appreciative and earnest voice that a 5 year-old could muster, he uttered these words with a clarity and volume that shows his good manners:
'Xie Xie UNCLE.'
UNCLE, huh?
Somwhat recalling that decorum requires of me to give an appropriate response, I smiled weakly at the expressionless boy as he turned and walked out of the toilet.
Why, was it necessary to add UNCLE after XIE XIE (Thank You in mandarin)? Ah boy, just stop at XIE XIE and you would have committed no speakcrime!
The thing is, in the local context, anyone and everyone - unless you are obviously a kid - is commonly being referred to as 'Uncle' or 'Auntie' in many situations. The people who are addressed by these titles include strangers you meet, your neighbours, your friends' parents, your relatives. Then for some groups of people whom you are acquainted with, there's the chance that you won't call them by their first name if they are more senior than you in age. One gets the sense that in our local context, there's a certain level of discomfort and feeling of disrespect felt by an individual if he were to greet someone his senior by his/her first name.
Someone once related to me that his sister and young niece from Australia had come to Singapore, and during the taxi journey from Changi airport to home, his niece was rather puzzled as to why her uncle - that is, her mum's brother - addressed the cab driver as 'Uncle'.
Finally, when she couldn't bear the weight of the curious puzzlement, she asked her mum: 'Mama, is this a (distant) relative whom we know?'
[Note: The title in Chinese Han Yu Pin Yin translates to: "Thank you will do".]
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Foodie Vibes
When the week's already so bad, you don't dwell on it but you think and do happy things to produce happy vibes. Like thinking of food.
If you can't have them, you can always look at pictures and be reminded of them!
I like the (pineapple) plate, and coffee houses.
Cold Beer - always nice to have :)
Food tactic #101: Always fill your plates with
food such that it looks plentiful
Double rounded Joy
Good combi of pizza and beer at comfy home
Devastatingly tasty grilled squid that we oh so lovvveee
Behind that fluff is a greedy mouth
Food Bliss in strips
Colours and Food go in Contrast
Of course, fine wine's always lovely
If you can't have them, you can always look at pictures and be reminded of them!
I like the (pineapple) plate, and coffee houses.
Cold Beer - always nice to have :)
Food tactic #101: Always fill your plates with
food such that it looks plentiful
Double rounded Joy
Good combi of pizza and beer at comfy home
Devastatingly tasty grilled squid that we oh so lovvveee
Behind that fluff is a greedy mouth
Food Bliss in strips
Colours and Food go in Contrast
Of course, fine wine's always lovely
Labels:
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food,
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Travel
Drained
It's been quite a week. A week of I-don't-know-the-day-and-time anymore, with the day moving on without my consicous knowing, so that Night arrived each day as if it were but an extension of Day.
Monday was a public holiday and I was back in office but ended up with a situation that made the trip futile. Tuesday, I did not have time for lunch and left office at 11.30ish to catch a cab home, so that I didn't have to incur the midnight charges.
Wednesday and Thursday were a different story: I needed more than anything else to have more time, and so for the first time I left office close to 2am on both days. My eyes were so strained from staring at the computer screen into the late night that I had to wash my face several times to make sure I could still feel and think with some degree of clarity.
Yesterday was slightly better, only because I have a weekend to carry on the week, so I left office at 11.40pm. I also had no time for lunch (again) on Friday, if only because things were so urgent and there so were many tasks that needed attention all at the same time, I just hadn't any moment to stop. When SX last week told me that she left office at 3-4plus, I countered it was no consolation because I (a) can't claim my cab fare and (b) she probably earns thrice as much as I, so that's no consolation at all.
Surprisingly though, I am not feeling bitter. It's very bad, but this will come to pass. There are still many unsettled matters and in a short while I will be making my way back to office - yes - again. The one thing that upsets me most is that because of the trip and now this project, I haven't had any exercise or sports for nearly two months. I am most upset with the fact that I may not be able to run the marathon this year because training has completely been derailed. It's depressing to know that I can't better my timing this year. What's more, the absence of regular training means that I may not even be able to run any long distance, not to mention the marathon.
In any case, you now know it. If there hadn't been any updates or photos, it's because of this.
Monday was a public holiday and I was back in office but ended up with a situation that made the trip futile. Tuesday, I did not have time for lunch and left office at 11.30ish to catch a cab home, so that I didn't have to incur the midnight charges.
Wednesday and Thursday were a different story: I needed more than anything else to have more time, and so for the first time I left office close to 2am on both days. My eyes were so strained from staring at the computer screen into the late night that I had to wash my face several times to make sure I could still feel and think with some degree of clarity.
Yesterday was slightly better, only because I have a weekend to carry on the week, so I left office at 11.40pm. I also had no time for lunch (again) on Friday, if only because things were so urgent and there so were many tasks that needed attention all at the same time, I just hadn't any moment to stop. When SX last week told me that she left office at 3-4plus, I countered it was no consolation because I (a) can't claim my cab fare and (b) she probably earns thrice as much as I, so that's no consolation at all.
Surprisingly though, I am not feeling bitter. It's very bad, but this will come to pass. There are still many unsettled matters and in a short while I will be making my way back to office - yes - again. The one thing that upsets me most is that because of the trip and now this project, I haven't had any exercise or sports for nearly two months. I am most upset with the fact that I may not be able to run the marathon this year because training has completely been derailed. It's depressing to know that I can't better my timing this year. What's more, the absence of regular training means that I may not even be able to run any long distance, not to mention the marathon.
In any case, you now know it. If there hadn't been any updates or photos, it's because of this.
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life past
Monday, September 21, 2009
Loser
Being a loser is to return to office to work on a public holiday only to find that there is power failure and all the office doors are accessible without security pass, which means there is SERIOUS security breach and therefore calls for some urgent calls, including to the building management to send someone to resolve the problem while you wait around for nearly an hour in the stuffy office reading expired newspapers and your book, but before long you become increasingly irritable and can't read any longer, so you call the management again to ask them where the hell is the technician, so that in a short while the technician appears before you and speaks in some accented South Indian tongue that you strain to pick up, while he goes about to find some obscurely located DB box and toys with the buttons for some time until the photocopier suddenly powers up and makes some welcome noise, indicating that electricity has been restored, after which you sensibly check that all the switches are working fine, then you realise the phone lines are not working, but because the technician can't do anything and there is no point holidng him back, you thank him and think the worst is over, only to realise that the security system might not be functioning properly because before you leave office to go to the toilet, you cleverly decide to test the security pass, only to have it deny you access when you flash your card and enter your password, and you thank god that you haven't closed the door or else you will be shut out, then you made some frantic but really exasperated calls again to bother the same people while discovering some more problems, and the people over the phone wonder cluelessly with you what exactly is wrong but can find no answers, so you call another person to try your luck because if you decided you can't be bothered and leave office just like that, then it might well be the case that no one can enter the office the next day, and you feel like a complete idiot having wasted a precious afternoon here accomplishing nothing, damned if you do and damned if you don't, and then you suggested that another colleague come down to pick up a key so that she - and the rest - can still enter office the next morning even if the pass does not work, and while waiting you decide to fire off this incoherence to immortalise your utter stupidity, idiocy and sheer bad luck that together equate with being a complete loser.
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Muses
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Be all of them
Be stylish
Be breathless
Be on the road
Be ostentatious
Be merry!
Be very hungry
Be awestruck
Be Cuppacino
Be entertained
Be wowed
Be strong (even after your last breath)
Be greedy
Be united
Be different
Be diverse
Just don't be silly.
Labels:
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inspiration,
Observer,
postcard,
Travel
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Borough Borough!
Borough Market wins hands down for being my favourite place. Not a difficult choice at all considering that here's where you can lay your hands on all kinds of food. I love wandering through the market and taking in the explosion of colours and mingled smells all around. In the end, I overstayed here (nearly half a day), though the unexpected - or should i say expected - rain played a role to prolong my borough adventure. No complaints though.
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Travel
Monday, September 07, 2009
The trip and its moments (for now)
I never imagined that I would be flying alone to London, then travelling to certain lesser known quarters of Europe this year (at least not so soon), but I did in the end. Having always joked about visiting and living off JG, I couldn't turn down the prospect when it was brought up in earnest. The schedule seems to permit, and besides i was yearning for a getaway before the year end finds me consumed in work. So in a whirlwind of two months, I unexpectedly found myself paying for a long-flight plane ticket and finding out about hitherto unheard of cities. Just two days before I flew off, I hurried to the library near my office late at night - before the library closes, of course - and borrowed a guide book (de rigueur for backpacking) that turned out to be pretty helpful.
Fast forward to two days ago. My plane touched down at Changi, and before long I was nestled in the west-bound train from Tanah Merah station. Having been surrounded by Europeans and moved in lush open spaces for the better part of the two preceding weeks, I found myself curiously scanning the local train and trying to reconnect with the old reality. Only some waking hours ago, I was standing in the tube (underground) going to Heathrow. Stretch the time further back by a day, and I was on another plane before transiting into an express bus while blustery winds were sweeping outside.
My mind says I am not jet-lagged, but I think my body thinks otherwise. Except for waking up for lunch, I slept nearly the whole Saturday away before waking up for dinner. This I attribute not to jetlag, but to the fact that I probably never had a good, proper rest while I was travelling. It is not helping that as it is i sleep very late when Im in Singapore. God knows what damage my sleeping patterns are wreaking on my health.
I have been asking myself how do i respond when someone asks me how was my trip. Seriously, I don't know. The trip was good, no doubt, and I guessed we've had our fair share of excitements. Yet it's hard to describe to others an experience that is made up of many parts. There are many bits of memories that linger on still, and i thought it best that I write them here before they become dusted into the mists of memories. Hey, even memories have their age.
1. Apart from a few hours that had me slipping in and out of slumber on the plane, it was nearly 48 hours before I slept again on another continent.
2. Except for return air tickets and accomodation for first two nights, we did not book accomodation nor did reserach nor had a confirmed itinerary for the rest of the trip.
3. Had lunch in the Alps with a view of lush greenery, high-rise mountain peaks and a blue sky above.
4. Summer BBQ in London, accompanied by beer and followed by at least 5 shots of I know not what liquor. Plus good karaoke - English and German songs.
5. Had bbqued prawns that were marinated in beer. Prawns were yummy!
6. Learnt about a 'How are you today' joke.
7. Stayed in hostel, dodgy motel, people's homes, rooms in apartments for budget travellers, friend's apartment - all except a hotel.
8. Checked in late at night into what JG dubbed a 'dodgy fugitive hideout' motel that has only one non-english speaking counter staff. Sign language was duly employed by JG. On a positive note, it was a nice motherly lady who seemed to be in her fifties.
9. Boiled water in glasses heated in microwave for our instant cup noodles that we brought from London. Had to rotate the glasses for fear of them cracking, then doing this for a couple of times.
10. Swam in the Adriatic sea and a beautiful lake called Bled.
11. Followed a dodgy young girl who was drinking with an old man to her home to check out accomodation - late at night and through deserted roads, no less. We didn't take this in the end.
12. Rummaged through garbage bins - the large ones for entire residential block - in London. Had to be supported at waist by JG while my upper half body was hoisted inside the large container bin.
13. Lost my IC (suspected thrown away), favourite sweater, 8GB thumbdrive, and mayber other as yet unrecalled items.
14. Incurred elbow injury and suspected hip injury (hopefully not or nothing serious).
15. Stupidly left my battery charger at home and ended up wasting pounds to pay for expensive batteries which i did not exhaust in the end because my obstinate camera decided it needed its own vacation, too.
16. Seen and eaten the most enormous, gigantic pizza in all our lives combined.
17. Had numerous take-away breakfast consisting of sandwiches that inevitably became our lunch.
18. Ate Squid-ink Risotto and scampi (lobster).
19. Saw Geroge Orwell's famous novel 1984 on film in a TV in a hostel in a territory that was formerly part of the communist federation. Somewhat ironic.
20. Paid money to visit a historical palace which is unhistorical and crappy. Totally kena 'Kah'.
21. Met an intelligent guy who came up with his own language - with grammar and syntax and what not - at the age of 13 (if i recall correctly) and who told us that he was featured/mentioned in the local papers in two back-to-back pages recently - a rarity. His mum was a linguistic professor and his dad an artist, we learnt.
22. Can't remember the amount, but paid ridiculous sums for two bottles of coke.
23. Planned for a journey for Day 4 only the night before. Then the plan changed completely on the following morning by a twist of fate, happily.
24. Carried backpack and walked in increasingly heavy rain to bus stop that was said to be 200m away but which turned out to be some 800m away (i reckoned).
25. Bought rocher flavoured gelato that tasted like vanilla. Kena Kah again.
26. Tasted home-made tiramisu and tiramisu from cafe. Both were deliciously good.
27. Found out that French butter bread (1 pound from Tesco) is atas-ly called brioche.
28. Learnt that Greenwich is not prounced as Green-Wich but Gree-Nwich.
29. Slept on a bed which is probably unclean coz i suffered irritating itchy bites the following day which are probably the works of bed bugs. Yeww.
30. Ate grapes that are washed in icy-cold river and they were, well, icy cold.
31. Was told that beer is ang moh (caucasian) liang teh (herbal tea) and is probably the reason why i didn't fall ill in this trip. Have never had so much beer in the same period ever in my life.
32. Assumed the role of pseudo DeeJay trying to catch English songs on available radio channels while on the road.
33. Am officially known to disappear out of the blue. Otherwise known as getting caught up with photo-taking.
34. Had wine at a cafe in an old castle and witnessed a Russian wedding taking place with some supposedly medieval rituals incorporated into the ceremony.
35. Danced (by that, meaning i shook my body and hands while on the same spot) at an open-stage music festival and had other europeans smile at us. The atmoshpere and music was great, and one's body just naturally grooved to the beat.
36. Had absolutely tasty grilled squid that we all loved and JG can now die without regrets.
37. Found out what FKK stands for. No, we didn't do a FKK.
38. Caught a West End Musical, at long last.
39. Stayed in a hostel for the second night only to find it crappy coz we couldn't turn on the lights and had to move in stealth at night so as not to wake our half-asleep room-mate who muttered from his bed 'i have an early train to catch'.
40. On day 8, we dined at America's most famous restaurant, which JG and Jean gleefully told me before dinner.
41. Later, realised that to use the toilet at said most famous restaurant, one has to use the code number given in the receipt to unlock the toilet. Thankfully, we had retained ours.
42. Stayed in a really nice apartment on the last leg of our trip and even caught America's Top Model from the comfort of our room. It was good to embrace Television again.
43. Had nice breakfast the following morning prepared by host which consisted of bread, marmalade, sliced ham and cheese, butter, tea, honey syrup. Except eggs which our neighbours had but we didn't, and JG was upset because he really loved eggs and would have killed for them. It was a very good breakfast nevertheless.
44. Tried to rent a car in early days but either it was too exorbitant or none was available.
45. Finally rented one on Day 9 from Budget, and that resulted in our budget bursting through the roof. But it was necessary, for that's the only way to see the alps and enjoy the beautiful countryside. With the occasional company of U2, Roxette, and Hotel California on the radio, our road journey was blissfully scenic. Did i mention the 50 hairpin turns that JG had to manoevure?
46. Each day ended with us doing accounts and recording our expenses. We have accumulated a heap of receipts.
47. Despite having had enough of pizzas, we had it again on Day 7 because our Japanese friend whom we met on the trip told us that the restaurant served the best pizza she had ever eaten in her life. It's questionable, but let's just say I've had better pizzas.
48. Got absolutely sick of bus rides which we have to pay additional money for putting out backpacks in the luggage compartment of the bus because we are not allowed to bring them up the bus. (Kah again!) Managed to beat the system for two bus journeys though.
49. Had good beef steak and spaghetti at a restaurant in an alleyway that has a nice two-man (pretty old men if i may add) band playing wonderful music. Found out when we were paying that there's a 10% charge to total bill for having dined when there's a live band playing. Always read the fine lines.
50. Bought a 200ml tube of sunblock and a shampoo only to have them thrown away at the end of the trip because we only had hand-carry luggage.
51. We are nuah creatures and wanted to nuah but the trip was anything but.
52. Walked into a hotel in a rather decrepit town which the guidebook says 'Avoid (this town) if you can'. Checked the rates out of curiosity, and because we were really tired of walking. Turned out that the staff was most wonderfully helpful and tirelessly assisted us with checking available accomodation elsewhere even though we didn't stay at the hotel. To repay her kindness, we gave our most pleasant smile and sincere thanks and - what else - took a picture with her.
53. Saw two Japanese female tourists running in our direction and JG joked that they were running into the Gucci shop. Turned out that this was no joke and indeed the case.
54. Had Japanese curry chicken rice from Wasabi for dinner when we got back to London. Weather was cold and we were hungry and it was late. Oblivious to our surrounds, we tucked into our hot curry rice while taking the Jubilee line back to JG's home.
55. Missed fireworks and Paul Young's open-stage concert because of unexpected stormy weather which JG theorized as due to some change in air pressure, whatever.
56. Thankfully, we did not have any unpleasant meals. Almost all were good, not counting those that we ate on the go. The last dinner at Bled was memorable for the wrong reason though: we had to fan off irritating houseflies, and JG and I unleashed our combat power and exterminated quite a few of these pesky scums, besides resorting to decoy by placing used plates on other tables. Oh, we were the only ones in the restaurant; the rest were dinning al fresco.
57. Legend has it that Xiao Long Bao in its ang moh manifestation is known as Xiao Long Tequila. I had a really good laugh over this.
58. Where we travelled to, few Singaporeans have set forth because immigration officers were always surprised to see a Singaporean passport and ended up having to scrutinize it.
59. On top of that, quite a few locals who talked with us invariably assumed we are Japanese. 'Sushi?' 'Konichiwah?' We can only guess that the Japanese are well-travelled, and I'm sure it's not I who was mistaken as Japanese. :)
60. Came across a guy called Mario (at least in his fifties) who is apparently the general manager and Chief de Tour Guide on a cruise. He's an immaculate salesman and a crowd pleaser who sang songs in a wide specturm of foreign tongues, and he jokingly introuduced himself as Mario Pavarotti. At the precise moment of sunset, he wished everyone the best and invited all to enjoy the sunset with a glass of the cruise's cocktail/champange that is pronounced as 'Boom Ba la Boom Boom'. That didn't come free, of course, and you bet there were tourists who went for it. Hats off to Mario Pavarotti.
That's all the exciting, or not so exciting, stuff I could recall for now.
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Living,
Travel
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